Oh Monday....

I drank a double bottle of Champagne by myself last night. By accident. Needless to say it's not a stellar Monday. Oh and my hair is so dirty that it's making my scalp itch. I'm beginning to wonder if I'll ever start to act like an adult. It's looking doubtful.

Found a new quote I love: "Where you used to be, there's a hole in the world which i find myself constantly walking around in the day time, and falling into at night..." ~Edna St. Vincent Millay.

Pretty huh?

Listening to: Nothing. I have a head ache. Still.

Pumpkin Lattes....

Ummm. I want to have babies with Starbucks Pumpkin Lattes. And the girl in front me of in line today smelled like Heaven.

:) TGIF.

Listening to: The Starting Line, Playing Favorites

pRoCrAsTiNaTiNg

Well I've been trying to think of other 'fun facts' to update the blog-o-sphere with ((aka avoiding work at all costs)). So the best part of my summer was my trip to Nova Scotia where my fam's from. That there is a 5.5 pd lobster that my cousin and I 'poached' out of trap we pulled up somewhere in the ocean where we were "fishing" ((aka drinking)). I ate that lobster - and I'm proud of it. Really pays off to have a hick family from the middle of no-where which also happens to be the most gorgeous place on earth.

I also quit smoking. And I think quitting smoking was a fucking stupid idea because I really like smoking. I like everything about smoking. And I'm miserable at being a non-smoker. But it's been like 2 months and i haven't killed anyone yet. Although I did throw my cellphone through my windshield. I'm still working on other ways to deal with stress....

Listening to: Anna Begins by Counting Crows for like three days now.

Well so much for...

Well so much for my New Years resolution to write more.... But I'm at work and I'm bored so this seems like a perfectly reasonable way to pass the time. Jesus it's been since February. I suppose I could use the excuse that life's been a little, let's say, hectic. First, D is no more. Done and done. Think "Bound to Happen" by The Spill Canvas. Moving on.... I have a son now. His name is Walter. He's a mini schnauzer. And he's an asshole - which i really appreciate about him. He's 8 months old at this point. See him? The black one? Super cute. He was also hit by a car at 6 months and broke his little pelvis, which has since mended and he's back to terrorizing me. Moving on - hm. I moved into a big-girl place, which is verging on impossible to afford since what we are endearingly calling "the divorce." But there's a new cast of characters now. Including L. I'll post that story another time. But L was a bad idea that turned into a great idea. More on that later. Aside from that, suppose not much has changed. Hopefully I'll be back to ranting about things on my mind soon... I just passed the last two hours reading every blog entry Jay Brannan ever wrote. He's worth reading if you have the time... Oh and I found a Beyonce song I like. But it's only because Kanye's in it. Dont tell ANYONE. More later...

25 Things...

1 – My feet stink. It makes me giggle.
2 – I have 2 pet rats and I couldn’t care less what you think about that.
3 – I drive like a lunatic and enjoy that about myself.
4 – I think old people shouldn’t be allowed to drive. Sorry. But it’s how I feel.
5 – I hate Beyonce with a passion. And Maroon 5 is the best band ever. Hands down. Oh that makes me think of Dashboard. They’re a close second. But yes, I hate Beyonce.
6 - I have no patience.
7 – My favorite place to be is in my bed.
8 – I cover my ears when I’m scared. I don’t know why. I just always have.
9 - I’m really afraid of the dark. Terribly afraid. Still.
10 – I cry a lot. Usually at reality television.
11 – I make stuff up a lot, and I exaggerate like crazy. And I don’t usually get caught. Unless Mich or Dani are there. They always know… Damn you both.
12 – I drink too much but don’t intend to stop any time soon. Same with cigarettes.
13 – I sing in my car. I dance sometimes too. It annoys a lot of people. Strangers usually look at me funny. But it feels good!
14 – I realized about an hour ago that I don’t have a bra on and I’m at work. I’m hoping no one will notice.
15 – I love to travel. Just got back from Puerto Rico this week. I'm wondering why my freckles multiple when I'm in the sun. I'm covered...
16 – Iced Coffee is like oxygen to me.
17 – I’m obsessed with my Mini Cooper. Obsessed.
18 - I have two tattoos that both mean a lot to me.
19 – I’m a vegetarian and have been since I was 8 years old.
20 – I’m in love, in that cheesy-smile kind of way!
21 – I die my hair completely different colors probably 4 times a year. I don’t know why.
22 – I’m super loud. I try not to be. But I just am.
23 – I too love anything pumpkin. Stole that from Mich, (( my favorite Mexican and best friend I’ll ever have ))
24 – I need to lose 20 pounds but am very excited about the Sicilian Pizza I’m having for dinner tonight.
25 – Can’t believe I made it this far… I used to have a really big freckle on my nose and I had to get it removed. But I still touch it when I’m upset. So if I’m touching my nose, it’s usually a good idea to back away slowly…

Have a good weekend!

I Fucking HATE Beyonce

I feel like the title of this says it all. I am Sasha Fierce? No. Fuck you. You aren't. You're Beyonce and you fucking irritate me to the core. Please understand, I woke up this morning in a really chipper mood. Life's great. And then i get in my car and I hear that fucking Single Ladies song come on Jamn' 94.5. No problem, I think. And I change the station to KISS 108. Except that that stupid fucking song is on there too. SO what do I do? I change it to 98.5. You wanna know what they were fucking playing? If I were a boy.... I honestly debated crashing my car into the guard rail. Every time I hear her fucking voice I want to inflict serious harm on myself and those around me. I'm not really sure why, but it's exactly what I feel. You aren't a boy, so shut the fuck up. Someone liked it AND put a ring on it, so again - PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP. It's like I can't get away from her. I have a REALLY hard time believing that anyone in the entire universe is not sick of her bullshit music. AND THEN she's invited to at the Inaugural Ball. Are you fucking kidding me? And to add insult to injury - she sings "AT LAST!" Etta James, one of the most fantastic vocalists of our time, is still alive and well! I'd give my fucking arm to see Etta James sing. What bullshit. Beyonce? Really Obama? Beyonce is everywhere. And I'd like to end this how I started it - I Fucking HATE Beyonce.

Thursday is Wineday

Every Thursday around this time of day my mind starts to wander... and it always ends up at Evolution Wine. Have you had it? No? Well you're missing out. It's a party in your mouth. AND on the back it says "Lucky Number 9." That's my lucky number! So it was inevitable that I would find this wine and fall in love... T minus 2 hours until I have a bottle. After all, Thursday is Wineday.

Listening to: Imogen Heap - "Headlock" and "Hide and Seek" on repeat.