
Friday, March 4, 2011
Headed West

Listening to: Awake My Soul - Mumford and Sons
So. I took a hiatus. For what was apparently over a year. Ummm. Sorry about that...
BUT! The news is: I am moving to Los Angeles in exactly 21 days. I suppose the last year that I've neglected to write about would explain a lot about what's lead up to this. Still broken up with D, dated L for a year or so now, and I know I'm just ready for something new. I suppose it's more a quarter life crisis than anything. Really. I sold my mini; I cut 14 inches of my hair off; I'm getting my ribs tattooed tomorrow and leaving to live on the other side of the country. This is the shit John Mayer sings about. 26 is a hard age. Especially when you dont know what you want - and who you want to share it with.
So 10 years ago, almost to the day, my Bestest and I met in England and decided that at some point in our lives we'd live together, somewhere we loved. So, while everyone I know is getting married and having kids, I'm making good on a promise I made as a teenager, to the only person I feel like I can commit myself to. In 21 days my brother, Walter and I will be driving from freezing cold Boston to West Hollywood, California. And I'm planning on documenting it all...
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
WARNING: This might piss some people off.
So if you're sensitive... don't keep reading. That's my warning.
So picture this: I'm in the grocery store yesterday; I have my usual basket of veggies, boca burgers and Special K cereal. I walk back and forth trying to find the fast moving check-out lane. If you know me you know this is a futile move on my part. I pick the wrong line. Every. Single. Time. This time being no exception. So I choose a line behind this nice little old woman who also has only a basket, not a cart. (( Side note: I think you should be able to use the express checkout if you have items exceeding 12 if 95% of your basket is vegetables... )) So i figure, this line looks great and start perusing the trashy magazines around me. 5 minutes later I realize I haven't moved at all and the nice old woman around me is fidgeting from irritation. I look around her and her I see a woman, maybe 30, if that. The woman is emptying what appears to be her second cart of groceries. When I notice what's going on, she takes out 3 boxes of Kix cereal and then hands the cashier what looked to me like pay check. She signed it, the cashier signed it and then he scans it and gives it back to her. Is this what food stamps look like? I have no idea. So I'm watching this time-consuming process for over 20 minutes. 5 cans of condensed Juicy-Juice. Check Exchange. 3 Packages of Kraft singles. Check exchange. 2 gallons of milk. Check exchange. You get it. SO 20 minutes later I notice there are 5 children with this woman and they're running about. I'd say the oldest was maybe 7? And she's yelling to them, literally yelling, about how they wont be able to play with their other brothers and sisters when they get home if they don't behave. This woman had MORE than her 5 children that were with her?!?!?! The question begs to be asked - instead of government issued assistance for her groceries, perhaps it would behoove the government to send this damn woman some condoms! Are you kidding me? She went through maybe 300 or 400 dollars worth of groceries. How much does a fucking package of condoms cost?
Please don't get me wrong. I understand that it is our countries obligation to feed children. I get it. I'm all for it. But at some point it needs to be acknowledged that we are enabling people to live off of the government. I understand there are "oops" babies. I understand maybe you have some kids and run into financial trouble. But this woman had in EXCESS of 5 children. That's a joke. You just should not be able to bring children into this world, never mind a brood of children, if you are not able to provide for them within reason.
You don't have to agree. It's just a thought. Seems a tad bit ridiculous to me.
So picture this: I'm in the grocery store yesterday; I have my usual basket of veggies, boca burgers and Special K cereal. I walk back and forth trying to find the fast moving check-out lane. If you know me you know this is a futile move on my part. I pick the wrong line. Every. Single. Time. This time being no exception. So I choose a line behind this nice little old woman who also has only a basket, not a cart. (( Side note: I think you should be able to use the express checkout if you have items exceeding 12 if 95% of your basket is vegetables... )) So i figure, this line looks great and start perusing the trashy magazines around me. 5 minutes later I realize I haven't moved at all and the nice old woman around me is fidgeting from irritation. I look around her and her I see a woman, maybe 30, if that. The woman is emptying what appears to be her second cart of groceries. When I notice what's going on, she takes out 3 boxes of Kix cereal and then hands the cashier what looked to me like pay check. She signed it, the cashier signed it and then he scans it and gives it back to her. Is this what food stamps look like? I have no idea. So I'm watching this time-consuming process for over 20 minutes. 5 cans of condensed Juicy-Juice. Check Exchange. 3 Packages of Kraft singles. Check exchange. 2 gallons of milk. Check exchange. You get it. SO 20 minutes later I notice there are 5 children with this woman and they're running about. I'd say the oldest was maybe 7? And she's yelling to them, literally yelling, about how they wont be able to play with their other brothers and sisters when they get home if they don't behave. This woman had MORE than her 5 children that were with her?!?!?! The question begs to be asked - instead of government issued assistance for her groceries, perhaps it would behoove the government to send this damn woman some condoms! Are you kidding me? She went through maybe 300 or 400 dollars worth of groceries. How much does a fucking package of condoms cost?
Please don't get me wrong. I understand that it is our countries obligation to feed children. I get it. I'm all for it. But at some point it needs to be acknowledged that we are enabling people to live off of the government. I understand there are "oops" babies. I understand maybe you have some kids and run into financial trouble. But this woman had in EXCESS of 5 children. That's a joke. You just should not be able to bring children into this world, never mind a brood of children, if you are not able to provide for them within reason.
You don't have to agree. It's just a thought. Seems a tad bit ridiculous to me.
Fun Facts for this Tuesday

2. I firmly believe that everyone should own footie pajamas. I dont care how old you are. And not just any footie pajamas, but Nick and Nora Footie Pajamas. They have monkeys on the feet! Please tell me you can think of anything more comfortable than one piece flannel pajamas with monkeys on the feet? Come on. They're amazing. Mine are blue but I could only find red ones on-line. I'm sure you get the idea.
That's all for this morning. More later I'm sure, as it's shaping up to be an unproductive day already.
Monday, November 2, 2009
TFLN - but better

So today has been hilarious with Halloween having been this weekend. And my friends are a riot so I wanted to share some of the down-right hysterical text messages I've recieved today.
"a. why do i dance because i have no rhythm b. why do i chug a bottle of wine in the wave bathroom to save money" which was followed by "oh yes. took a SERIOUS digger on the dance floor and my who knee cap and elbow are black and blue"
Friend numero dos starts my day with the following email: "I'm in love. And he's a fireman." Funnier if you understand that said friend is "in love" every Monday.
And my favorite, from the funniest Brit I ever met "She's a shy stripper. Which leaves all the work to me..."
I also feel compelled to share a quote from this weekend: "She's not really a gynecologist. She just wants to look..."
:) I love you all dearly. And thank you for making me laugh all the time. Hope everyone's Halloween went well! I was something my mother would not be proud of. Either way - I had a great time. The pumpkins L and I did are above. I did the gremlin one! Not bad huh? Especially considering I may or may not have been drinking...
That's all for now!
Monday, October 26, 2009
Oh Monday....
I drank a double bottle of Champagne by myself last night. By accident. Needless to say it's not a stellar Monday. Oh and my hair is so dirty that it's making my scalp itch. I'm beginning to wonder if I'll ever start to act like an adult. It's looking doubtful.
Found a new quote I love: "Where you used to be, there's a hole in the world which i find myself constantly walking around in the day time, and falling into at night..." ~Edna St. Vincent Millay.
Pretty huh?
Listening to: Nothing. I have a head ache. Still.
Found a new quote I love: "Where you used to be, there's a hole in the world which i find myself constantly walking around in the day time, and falling into at night..." ~Edna St. Vincent Millay.
Pretty huh?
Listening to: Nothing. I have a head ache. Still.
Friday, October 23, 2009
Pumpkin Lattes....
Ummm. I want to have babies with Starbucks Pumpkin Lattes. And the girl in front me of in line today smelled like Heaven.
:) TGIF.
Listening to: The Starting Line, Playing Favorites
:) TGIF.
Listening to: The Starting Line, Playing Favorites
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