So today has been hilarious with Halloween having been this weekend. And my friends are a riot so I wanted to share some of the down-right hysterical text messages I've recieved today.
"a. why do i dance because i have no rhythm b. why do i chug a bottle of wine in the wave bathroom to save money" which was followed by "oh yes. took a SERIOUS digger on the dance floor and my who knee cap and elbow are black and blue"
Friend numero dos starts my day with the following email: "I'm in love. And he's a fireman." Funnier if you understand that said friend is "in love" every Monday.
And my favorite, from the funniest Brit I ever met "She's a shy stripper. Which leaves all the work to me..."
I also feel compelled to share a quote from this weekend: "She's not really a gynecologist. She just wants to look..."
:) I love you all dearly. And thank you for making me laugh all the time. Hope everyone's Halloween went well! I was something my mother would not be proud of. Either way - I had a great time. The pumpkins L and I did are above. I did the gremlin one! Not bad huh? Especially considering I may or may not have been drinking...
That's all for now!
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